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Sleazy P. Martini


TOTEM: Lemming

PUDDING: Plum

SEX: Male, obviously

HOMEWORLD: Whodunnit IV

PUBES: Graduated without getting any

OLDNESS: Who the heck cares?

BENT: Of course, He deals Crack

TOTAL ARMOR: 12


GREYMATTA: 3

MEAT: 7

MOUTH: 1

FEETS: 2

NUTS: 5


SKILLS


SPECIAL ABILITIES, HINDRANCES, & WIERD STUFF

Likes to wear Black Clothes, etc.

Afraid of Cows

Has a Thin but Tough Chitenous Skin (AR: 5)

Can get Free Fries from Barry Garvin and Church & Munch

Can Control, Shape and Wield Processed Meat Products...Sausagekinesis (up to 3 yds. away)

Must have 4lbs. of Suet in his Shorts

Can get All Clothing and Armor at Price


EQUIPSTUFF

Shitty, Dog-Eared Copy of "Catcher in the Rye"

Zippol Lighter


WEAPONS

Real Imitation Vibro-Weapon (15 / 3)


SIDEKICK

None...


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