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Mr. McSchmikelwitz


TOTEM: Sea Cucumber

PUDDING: Blood

SEX: We don't know for sure.

HOMEWORLD: Elbow IV

PUBES: Has an Older Brother with "Connections"

OLDNESS: as old as you think you thought.

BENT: Never

TOTAL ARMOR: 12


GREYMATTA: 3

MEAT: 8

MOUTH: 4

FEETS: 1

NUTS: 6


SKILLS


SPECIAL ABILITIES, HINDRANCES, & WIERD STUFF

Has +5 with all Line Dancing Rolls

Cannot Blink or Close Eyes due to "1000 Years of Commercials" Marathon

Never Needs to Eat


EQUIPSTUFF

4000 chits

Zippol Lighter

Poly-Carbonite Scale Armor (AR: 4)


WEAPONS

None...


SIDEKICK

None...


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