TOTEM: Sea Cucumber
SEX: We don't know for sure.
HOMEWORLD: Elbow IV
PUBES: Has an Older Brother with "Connections"
OLDNESS: ½ as old as you think you thought.
TOTAL ARMOR: 12
- Poetry and Classics: 10
- Organize Fundraiser (Bake Sale): 10
- Explain Anything: 7
- Whining Until You Get What You Want: 6
- Surrender and Still Look Like a Man: 10
- Flattery a.k.a. Political Negotiation: 10
- Tolerate Hideous Amounts of Bloody Mutilation and Still Eat Fast Foods: 5
- Eat Anything: 5
- Fly Into Homicidal Rage: 10
SPECIAL ABILITIES, HINDRANCES, & WIERD STUFF
Has +5 with all Line Dancing Rolls
Cannot Blink or Close Eyes due to "1000 Years of Commercials" Marathon
Never Needs to Eat
Poly-Carbonite Scale Armor (AR: 4)
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