TOTEM: Lemming
PUDDING: Plum
SEX: Male, obviously
HOMEWORLD: Whodunnit IV
PUBES: Graduated without getting any
OLDNESS: Who the heck cares?
BENT: Of course, He deals Crack
TOTAL ARMOR: 12
GREYMATTA: 3
MEAT: 7
MOUTH: 1
FEETS: 2
NUTS: 5
SKILLS
SPECIAL ABILITIES, HINDRANCES, & WIERD STUFF
Likes to wear Black Clothes, etc.
Afraid of Cows
Has a Thin but Tough Chitenous Skin (AR: 5)
Can get Free Fries from Barry Garvin and Church & Munch
Can Control, Shape and Wield Processed Meat Products...Sausagekinesis (up to 3 yds. away)
Must have 4lbs. of Suet in his Shorts
Can get All Clothing and Armor at ½ Price
EQUIPSTUFF
Shitty, Dog-Eared Copy of "Catcher in the Rye"
Zippol Lighter
WEAPONS
Real Imitation Vibro-Weapon (15 / 3)
SIDEKICK
None...
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