Wiggy
TOTEM: Earwig
PUDDING: Chocolate
SEX: We haven't checked yet
HOMEWORLD: Fabio IV
PUBES: Years of Parental Experience Raised him into a Liar
OLDNESS: Somewhere between 10 and 75
BENT: Why not
TOTAL ARMOR: 9
GREYMATTA: 0
MEAT: 9
MOUTH: -1
FEETS: 1
NUTS: 6
SKILLS
Meat Skills:
- Pummeling with the Assistance of a "Mr. Sandman": 10
- Making a Salisbury Utility Knife go Through Soft Things that Scream and Bleed: 10
- Make Someone Stop Living with Your Fist: 10
- Thumb Wresting: 10
- Flex Dramatically: 5
Feets Skills:
- That Psycho Bruce Lee Shit: 10
- Throw Pie: 8
Nuts Skills:
- Pound Cuervo: 14
- Sneak: 10
- Starting Fires: 14
- Dramatic Entry: 6
- Intimidating Stare: 6
- Eat Anything: 6
- Tolerate Hideous Amounts of Bloody Mutilation and Still Eat Fast Foods: 5
- Martyr Fetish: 5
- Withstand Bagpipes: 5
SPECIAL ABILITIES, HINDRANCES, & WIERD STUFF
Has an Ugly Jawline
Played a Serial Rapist on a Very Special Episode of "Blossom"
Only Believes what He Sees on TV
EQUIPSTUFF
100 chits
Zippol Lighter
Salisbury Utility Knife
Tom Collins 80 Proof
WEAPONS
"Mr. Sandman" (Meat +5 / 2)
SIDEKICK
None...
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