'Pun'-isher

PUDDING: Butterscotch

SEX: Unknown

HOMEWORLD: Chic IV

PUBES: Made it through a Pinto Encounter

OLDNESS: Underterminable due to Albino qualities

BENT: Backwards

TOTAL ARMOR: 4

MEAT: 4

MOUTH: 9

FEETS: 1

NUTS: -1

Greymatta Skills:
• Marry a Kennedy: 3

Meat Skills:
• Flex Dramatically: 10

Mouth Skills:
• Explain Anything: 10
• Make People do Your Bidding by Screaming Unintelligibly: 5
• Whining Until You Get What You Want: 6
• Make a Funny: 12

Feets Skills:
• Dramatic Entry: 10

Nuts Skills:
• Eat Anything: 7
• Enjoy Hellish Agony: 6
• Tolerate Hideous Amounts of Bloody Mutilation and Still Eat Fast Food: 6
• Withstand Bagpipes: 7

Likes to Bitch!

Can Drink 3 Cups of Turkish Coffee, and take 15 Damage Levels, then can Piss Napalm at a Range of 10 feet for (18 / 5)

Knows Every Language...Didn't Study Any, They Just Make Sense

Is an Albino

Is Able to Process Crude Oil and Soft Metal to use as Nourishment

Can Get Free Fries from Barry Garvin at Church & Munch

Zippol Lighter

Yellow Rainslicker

Shades

BlockBuster Video Membership Card

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